Drake & Josh: Come Sail Away (To Another Show)
Part one of the crossover begins at Drake & Josh's high school where it is the last day of school
"Come on, let it be 3 already." Drake said
"Gee someone sure wants to get out of this school." Mindy said
Josh is on his computer and clicking on a website
"Yo Josh whatcha doing?" Drake asked
"Trying to win us tickets to be on the S.S. Tipton." Josh replied
"Why?" Mindy asks
"Wait Tipton? By any chance is London Tipton there?" Drake asked
"Well duh." Josh replied
"Well get those tickets!" Drake yelled
"You want to meet London don't you?" Mindy asked
"Totally." Drake replied
The last bell rings which means school is now out for the summer
"Okay class have a nice summer vacation. Except for you Drake Parker! You're going to have a terrible summer." Mrs. Hayfer said
"Oh come on. Why?" Drake asked
"Because you have to write a 5 page essay over the summer and no you cannot type it nor double space it." Mrs. Hayfer replied
"Are you serious?" Drake asked
"Did I stutter?" Mrs. Hayfer replies
"Ha ha you have to do homework over the summer." Mindy said
"Okay Mindy now you have too as well." Mrs. Hayfer said
"Why?" Mindy asked
"Blame Drake not me." Mrs. Hayfer said
"Thanks a lot Drake!" Mindy yelled even though it wasn't his fault
"Do I have to do it as well?" Josh asked
"Oh no Josh. You enjoy your summer. You've earned it." Mrs. Hayfer said
"Well if you say so." Josh said
Cut scene to the house, Drake, Josh and Mindy walk in only for Drake to get hit in the face with a pie
"Ha got you!" Megan said
"Megan!" Drake yelled
"That's what you get for making me do homework over the summer you boob." Mindy said
"You got to do homework during the summer?" Megan asks
"After Mrs. Hayfer assigned Drake homework, Mindy mocked him then she was assigned homework as well." Josh replied
"Way to go Drake!" Megan yelled
"That's what I'm saying." Mindy said
"Oh Josh this came for you in the mail." Megan said
Josh opens his mail and sees four tickets to the S.S. Tipton
"No way I got the tickets!" Josh yelled
"To the S.S. Tipton?" Mindy said
"You know it." Josh said
"Wait where's mom and Walter?" Drake asked
"They went to Hawaii for their summer." Megan replied
"And they left you alone?" Mindy asks
"Yeah." Megan replied
"Well I do have four tickets to the Tipton. Would you like to come with me, Drake and Mindy?" Josh asked
"Is that a question? Of course I want to go." Megan said
"Wait you're bringing that with?" Drake asked
"Uh did he stutter Drew?" Mindy asked
"It's Drake!" Drake yelled
"Yes she's going and we're going to have the best summer ever. Even if it kills us." Josh said
"I better get packing." Megan said
"Be on your best behavior." Drake said
"You're not the boss of me." Megan said
Scene now cuts to the Disney Channel Universe on the S.S. Tipton where Drake, Josh, Mindy and Megan are now on the ship as they walk out of the elevator
"Wow this place is amazing." Drake said
"I've seen better." Mindy says
Soon Mr. Moseby walks in
"Excuse me are you Mr. Moseby?" Josh asked
"Yes I am. You must be the contest winners." Mr. Moseby said
"Yep I'm Josh Nichols. This is my girlfriend Mindy, my step brother Drake and step sister Megan." Josh said
"Sup." Drake said
"Hey." Mindy said
"It's a pleasure to be here." Megan said
Scene cuts to the outside of the ship where Drake is tanning, Megan is drinking a smoothie while Josh and Mindy are in the pool when Zack, Cody, Bailey, and London approach them
"Cool if we join you?" Zack asked
"Not at all." Josh replied
"Oh my gosh! Are you London Tipton?" Drake asked
"Why yes I am? No autographs." London said
"Please?" Drake asks
"Fine but don't tell anyone." London said
London signs Drake's shirt
"I'm never washing this shirt ever again." Drake said
"When did you start?" Mindy asked
"Well it's nice to meet you guys." Josh said
"Hey you're cute." Zack said
"Oh well uh thanks. I'm Megan." Megan said
"Zack. This is my brother Cody." Zack said
"Sup." Cody says
"And I'm Bailey. In case anyone cares." Bailey said
"So you're some of our contest winners?" London asked
"Yeah wait some?" Drake asked
"What do you mean some?" Josh asked
"Three other people won as well." Cody replied
"Moseby just mailed out their tickets." Zack said
"You guys better not corrupt them." Mr. Moseby said
"Would we do that?" Zack asked
Mr. Moseby, Cody, Bailey and London all look at Zack
"Would Cody do that?" Zack asks
"Just be on your best behavior, or else." Mr. Moseby said
Mr. Moseby walks away
"That guy seems to kill all the fun." Megan said
"Hey Zack looks like we found you a new girlfriend." Cody said
"Very funny Cody." Zack said
"You're cute and all but you're not my type." Megan said
"So London are you dating anyone?" Drake asked
"No and before you say anything, I don't date my fans." London asked
"Ha another girl rejected." Mindy said
"What do you see in her?" Drake asked
"All I see is beauty." Josh replied
"Are you two related or something?" Bailey asked
"Step brothers." Josh replied
"My mom married his dad. Megan is my biological sister." Drake says
"And she sometimes gets embarrassed to be related to the both of you." Megan said
"Now Megan you should appreciate having brothers. One day you'll regret not spending enough time with them." Cody said
"Yeah don't tell me how to live my life, okay Zack." Megan says
"I'm Cody!" Cody yelled
"Uh Josh how long did you say this vacation would last for?" Mindy asked
"For an entire week. Why?" Josh asks
"I thought so. This is going to be the longest week ever." Mindy said as part one comes to an end.
Suite Life on Deck: Drake & Josh on Deck with Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Part two of the crossover begins on the S.S. Tipton where two days have passed since Drake, Josh, Megan and Mindy have boarded the ship
"Man these have been the best two days so far." Drake said
"Only an idiot would say that." Megan says
"Well yeah he is an idiot." Mindy said
"Don't you have homework to work on?" Drake asked
"I finished it way before we boarded the Tipton." Mindy replied
"I'm guessing you didn't even start yours yet." Josh said
"And you are a good guesser." Drake says
"You have to do homework over the summer?" Zack asked
"Yeah my teacher hates me and decided to ruin my summer." Drake replied
"Does she hate you?" Cody replied
"Kind of. I parked her car in her class to frame Drake so he can get expelled cause he and I have a feud and no I'm not saying why. She gave me homework for gloating at him for getting homework." Mindy replied
"Well you shouldn't have gloated." Bailey said
"Yeah don't tell me how to live my life Bailey." Mindy said
Scene now transitions to the lobby where the elevator opens and Ned, Mose and Cookie from Ned's Declassified steps out with the audience cheering for their appearances
"Finally we're here." Ned said
"After 2 days." Mose said
"You should have let me handle the GPS since I'm a tech wiz." Cookie
"We're on vacation. You shouldn't be doing nerd stuff." Ned says
Mr. Moseby walks in with London
"Oh my gosh you're London Tipton!" Mose said
"And you're some girl I just met." London said
"You must be the other contest winners." Mr. Moseby said
"Yes sir. I'm Ned Bigby. These are my best friends Jennifer Mosely and Simon Cook but you can call them Mose and Cookie." Ned said
"Are you Mr. Moseby?" Mose asked
"Well it says it on my name tag does it not?" Mr. Moseby asked
"You have to be easy with Moseby. You would not like him when he's angry." London said
"Noted." Cookie said
A few hours go by as the scene now cuts to Megan who is setting up a prank in the pool when Zack walks up to her
"Uh Megan what are you doing?" Zack asked
"Oh Zack you scared me. I'm setting up a little prank in the pool." Megan replied
"What prank is it?" Zack asked
"I added a chemical that turns the pool boiling hot so when someone steps foot, their body will literally turn red." Megan replied
"That sounds bad. I love it." Zack said
Megan sees someone coming
"Crud someone's coming." Megan said
Zack and Megan quickly runs away from the pool when Mr. Moseby enters the scene
"Ugh it's just Moseby." Zack said
"Yo Moseby go long!" Bailey said and throws a baseball
Mr. Moseby tries to catch it but falls in the pool and gets boiled by the chemical
"Got him." Megan said
"We got to hide." Zack said
Megan and Zack run away when Drake, Josh, Megan, Cody and Bailey approach Moseby
"Whoa what happened to you?" Josh asked
"I'll tell you what happened. Someone put a chemical in the pool and boiled me alive. I know who did it." Mr. Moseby said
"Megan!" Drake and Josh yelled
"No it was Zack. I know it was him." Mr. Moseby said
"How could you be sure it was him?" Cody asked
"Moseby we know this was Megan. She does this all the time." Drake said
"Yeah she's evil." Josh says
"She's 11." Bailey said
"Man even she doesn't believe you." Mindy said
"Whatever, Zack is in big trouble." Mr. Moseby said and walks away
"Man he seems mad." Drake said
"Well he is red." Cody said
"Too soon." Bailey says
Cut scene shows Megan and Zack running around the ship
"Why are we running?" Megan asked
"To hide from Moseby. He's very cranky when he's mad. If he thinks I did this, I'll get grounded for life." Zack said
Zack and Megan are running and they bump into Ned, Cookie and Mose
"Whoops sorry." Zack said
"No worries." Ned said
"You two seem to be off in a hurry." Mose said
"We're hiding from Moseby." Megan said
"Moseby, why?" Cookie asked
"Megan accidentally pranked him by adding chemicals to the pool and turned him red." Zack said
"Why were you adding chemicals in a pool anyway?" Ned asked
"Well I originally planned to prank my boobish brothers." Megan replied
"That could have really hurt them." Mose said
"I know." Megan says
"Don't you love your brothers?" Zack asked
"I prank them all the time. Besides you prank Cody all the time." Megan said
"ZACK!" Mr. Moseby yelled in the background
"Crud he found me." Zack said
"You two can hide in our room." Ned said
"Thanks uh..." Zack said
"Ned." Ned says
"Thanks Ned." Megan said
Ned let's Megan and Zack in their room and they hide in the closet when Moseby approaches the door
"Can we help you?" Cookie asked
"I know Zack is in here. Now where is he?" Mr. Moseby asked
"Uh who's Zack?" Ned asks
"This is Zack." Mr. Moseby replied and shows a profile pic of Zack Martin
"Well he's not here but I think I saw him heading that way." Mose said and points to a different direction
"Zack! You are in big trouble mister!" Mr. Moseby yelled and runs down that direction
"All clear!" Mose said
Cookie let's Zack and Megan out of the closet
"Thank you guys." Zack said
"Hey we never caught your games." Megan said
"My name is Jennifer but you can call me Mose." Mose replied
"And my name is Simon but you can call me Cookie." Cookie says
"What kind of nicknames are those?" Zack asked
"Ned gave them to us." Mose replied
"Her last name is Mosely and his last name is Cook I thought it would be easier to remember. Plus when we were in first grade, we had two other Jennifer's in our class." Ned said
"Ah that makes sense." Megan says
Back with Drake, Josh, Mindy, Cody, Bailey and London who just went outside a few minutes ago, Drake and Josh have told the Suite Life characters everything about Megan
"Oh come on. You really expect us to believe that an 11 year old girl pulled all those pranks on you two?" London asked
"Yes." Drake replied
"You'd believe it if it were Zack." Josh says
"Yeah but Zack is like 16 years old." Cody said
"Just let it go. No one is ever going to believe you about Megan." Mindy said
"Hey is no one going to point out that Megan looks like the iCarly girl?" Bailey asked
"No she doesn't." London replies
"ZACK MARTIN REPORT TO THE LOBBY NOW! OR ELSE!" Mr. Moseby yelled
"He still thinks Zack did that prank?" Cody asked
"Well we know it was Megan." Josh says
"London doesn't this ship have security cameras?" Bailey asked
"Yes it does." London replied
"Great we have evidence." Drake said
"Where's the footage tape at?" Mindy asked
"In the lobby." Cody replied
"Of course it is." Mindy says
Cut scene to Megan, Zack, Ned, Mose and Cookie
"You really pulled all those pranks on your brothers?" Ned asked
"Yep and they got in trouble every time." Megan said
"You're bad." Mose says
Mr. Moseby grabs Zack
"AHA gotcha ya prankster!" Mr. Moseby yelled
"I didn't do nothing!" Zack yelled
"Save it liar!" Mr. Moseby said
Soon the other crossover characters enter the scene
"Moseby we have proof that Zack is innocent." Josh said
"Really?" Zack and Mr. Moseby asked
"Yeah you can check the security cameras." London replied
"Security cameras?" Megan said all shocked
"Why did you say it like that?" Cookie asked
"Mind your business." Megan replied
"Okay let's go look at the cameras." Mr. Moseby says
"Uh I don't think you should do that." Megan said
"I think he should." Drake says
Mr. Moseby checks the cameras and sees that it was Megan who pulled the prank
"Young lady will you explain what you are doing in this video?" Mr. Moseby asked
"That's not me." Megan lied
"Nice try. You're busted. I'm calling your parents." Mr. Moseby said
"Already got it on speed dial." Josh says as he puts it on speaker
"Hello?" Audrey said on the phone
"Is this Audrey Nichols?" Mr. Moseby asked
"Yes. Who are you and why do you have my son's phone?" Audrey asked
"I'm Mr. Moseby. Your kids are on the S.S. Tipton for the week but one of them is in trouble." Mr. Moseby said
"What did Drake do now?" Audrey asked
"No it was your daughter. She threw chemicals in the pool and boiled me alive." Mr. Moseby said
"Please like an 11 year old would actually do that." Audrey said
"She looks more than 11." Mose said
"Hush." Ned said
"I got proof. I'd show it to you but I don't know how to send a video from a computer to a phone." Mr. Moseby said
"Leave that to me." Cookie said
Cookie uses his smarts and sends the video to Audrey
"Wow you're like a tech wiz." Josh said
"I am a tech wiz." Cookie said
"Nerd." Cody said
"So are you." Bailey and London says
After Audrey sees the video
"Megan Parker you are in so much trouble! Walter pack your bags! We're going home!" Audrey yelled and hangs up
"Here's your phone back Josh." Mr. Moseby said
"Thank you Moseby." Josh said
"You're finally in trouble." Drake said
"Sorry for what she did." Mindy said
"Make sure she gets a good punishment." Mr. Moseby said
"Yeah I'm not related to them." Mindy said
The next day, Drake, Josh, Mindy and Megan are boarding off the ship
"It was nice meeting you." Zack said
"You too." Josh said
Drake manages to get one more selfie with London
"Okay Drake that's enough." London said
"Sorry." Drake said
"Let's go!" Megan yelled
"Your sister must pranked you guys a lot." Ned said
"Oh she did." Josh says
"She does this all the time but now she's getting her karma." Drake said
"Is no one pointing out she looks like the iCarly girl?" Mose asked
"That's what I said." Bailey said
"The iCarly girl is way hotter." Cookie said
Everyone looks at Cookie
"Was that out loud?" Cookie asked
"Yes, yes it was." Josh replied
"Hey Josh if we get married, does that mean she'll be my step sister in law?" Mindy asked
"Uh yeah." Josh replied
"And I thought I was the dumb one." Drake said
"Stay out of this Drew." Mindy said
"It's Drake." Drake said
"Yeah I know what I said." Mindy says
"Are you guys dating or do you just really hate each other?" Ned asked
"We really hate each other." Mindy replied
"As if I would date that." Drake said
"Wrap it up! I don't got all day!" Mr. Moseby said
The Drake and Josh characters depart the ship as it sails away
"That Drake dude is kind of hot." London said
"I think Megan is cute." Zack said
"Hey how long until our time is up?" Cookie asked
"5 days left." Mose replied
"We're going to make sure these next 5 days will be the best week ever." Ned said as part two comes to an end
Ned's Declassified: Suite Life Survival Guide
The third and final part of the crossover starts off taking place two days after the events to the second part of the crossover
"Man how great has this week been?" Ned asked
"It's been amazing." Mose said
"Attention everyone! There will be a couple's dance contest in 5 minutes! The winner will receive a free coupon to Fairy King." (parody of Dairy Queen) Mr. Moseby said
"Free ice cream. You and Mose should totally try out." Cookie said
"If Mose is up to it." Ned said
"A dance contest to get free ice cream? Let's do this." Mose said
Cut scene to the Suite Life characters where Bailey and Cody have signed up for the contest
"You two are actually going to do that dumb contest?" Zack asked
"Uh yeah we are." Cody replied
"Are you jealous cause you don't have a date?" Bailey asked
"No uh London will be my date." Zack said
"Look don't take this the wrong way but you're not my type. Plus dancing isn't my thing." London said
"Don't feel bad Zack. If we win, I'll try to save ice cream for you." Cody says
"This is coming from the dude who ate a whole tub in 5 minutes?" Bailey asked
"That had to be a bad brain freeze." London said
"Fine I got stuff to do anyway." Zack says
Zack walks away and bumps into Moseby
"Zack good you're here." Mr. Moseby says
"I didn't do it." Zack said
"Relax you aren't in trouble. I need your help setting up the dancing room." Mr. Moseby said
"Do I get free ice cream?" Zack asked
"We'll see." Mr. Moseby replied and takes Zack to the dancing room
5 minutes later, everyone who signed up for the contest (basically Cody, Bailey, London, Cookie, Ned and Mose) enters the room
"Hey guys." Ned said
"Oh hey." Cody says
"You signed up for this too?" Bailey asked
"No we're just here for no reason. Of course we signed up for this." Mose said
"Easy hon." Ned said
"Hey who's your date?" London asked
"I don't have one." Cookie replied
"You do now. London Tipton. No autographs." London said
"Yeah I know who you are London." Cookie says
"Wow only 6 people signed up?" Zack asked
"This shouldn't take long." Mr. Moseby said
Mr. Moseby gets on stage
"Thank you all for being here. I'm Marion Moseby and I'll be the host tonight. I'd expect to see your best dance moves. If you stop dancing, you're outta here! And begin!" Mr. Moseby yelled as Zack plays some dance music
Cody, Bailey, London, Cookie, Ned and Mose all start dancing
20 minutes later, London and Cookie stop dancing
"I can't go on any longer." Cookie said
"Me either." London says
"You're outta here!" Mr. Moseby said
London and Cookie heads to the bleachers and sits down
"Aw poor Cookie." Ned said
"He'll be fine." Mose says
Another hour has gone by and Ned and Mose look like they're going to give out
"Man how are Cody and Bailey good at this?" Ned asked
"They have to be masters." Mose said
"I don't think I can dance anymore." Ned said
"And next week is free cone day." Mose said
"Let's bail." Ned said
They stop dancing which makes Cody and Bailey the winners
"Congratulations Cody Martin and Bailey Pickett. You both get one free coupon to Fairy Queen." Mr. Moseby said
"Awesome we won." Cody said
"5 years of dancing class finally paid off." Bailey said
"Congrats you two." Zack said
"And here's some prizes to our runner up winners." Mr. Moseby said
Mr. Moseby hands everyone else including Zack a free coupon to Fairy Queen as well
"Wait I don't understand?" London says
"There's a lot of things you don't understand." Zack said
"I think he's giving us all a free coupon so we don't feel bad we lost." Ned said
"You're right." Mr. Moseby said
"Guess we don't have to wait until next week after all." Mose says
"Thanks Moseby." Cookie said
"Just don't tell my boss about this." Mr. Moseby said
"Tell Mr. Tipton about what?" Bailey asked
"Exactly." Mr. Moseby replied
Scene cuts to the final day of Ned's vacation as he, Cookie and Mose are hugging the Suite Life characters goodbye
"Bye." Zack and Cookie said
"We'll miss you." Mose, London and Bailey says
"Do you have to go so soon?" Zack asked
"It feels like you just got here." Cody said
"Our week is up." Ned said
"It's time for us to head on home." Cookie said
"This was a great vacation." Mose said
"For once, Zack and Cody caused no trouble." Mr. Moseby said
"And Moseby thanks for having us. If any of you are ever in Torrance, California, come on by and visit." Ned said
"We'll think about it." Zack said
Ned, Mose and Cookie hops off the Tipton
"What a week." Mr. Moseby said and sits down only for a fart sound to hear
"Ew what did you eat?" London asked
"Zack?! Cody?!" Mr. Moseby yelled
"What?" Cody asked
"We're just putting things back to normal." Zack said
"I'm gonna get ya!" Mr. Moseby yelled and starts chasing the boys
"Guess some things never change." Bailey said
"Nope." London said as the crossover comes to an end
The End