Before an episode starts an opening comment will appear.
- Pilot: Drake and Josh introduces themselves.
- Dune Buggy: Josh complains about how Drake always get away with everything while Drake eats cake with his hands, drinks milk straight from the carton, and wipes his hands on the curtains.
- Believe Me, Brother: Drake is dating a girl named Susan.
- Two Idiots and a Baby: Drake thinks Josh should cut loose and have more fun while Josh thinks Drake should be more responsible.
- First Crush: Drake has a skill for talking to girls, but Josh doesn't
- Grammy: Drake and Josh think that Audrey and Walter baby them despite being fifteen years old.
- The Bet: Drake and Josh talk about bets they did.
- Guitar: Drake nudged Josh complain about each other's sleeping habits.
- Movie Job: Josh loves doing work, but Drake doesn't.
- Football: Drake loves music and Josh loves cheese.
- Pool Shark: Drake hates how Audrey and Walter want him and Josh to spend time together, but Josh loves it so when he asks Drake if he wanted to take a cooking class together, Drake tries to convince Josh that he moved to Australia.
- Smart Girl: Drake talks about how Josh does really well in school and Josh talks about how Drake does really well at everything but school.
- Little Diva: Drake and Josh talk about their experiences meeting the vice president.
- Blues Brothers: Drake talks about his good luck in forth grade grade while Josh talks about his bad luck in forth grade.
- Drivers License: Drake and Josh talk about why being 16 and Drivers Licenses are important.
- Number 1 Fan: Drake and Josh talk about their experiences with kids in the past.
- Mean Teacher: Drake talks about his past dating experiences being unlikely while Josh flips his coin and gets tails every time and ends up putting the coin in his mouth by mistake.
- The Gary Grill: Drake and Josh are talking about money and how it is important until Megan joins and messes around with her brother's screens, turning Drake into a square and Josh into a triangle, then flipping it upside down, and removing them from the screen.
- Drew & Jerry: Drake and Josh talks about how they hang out with each other all time, with Josh being so happy about it while Drake is annoyed by it.
- Honor Council: Josh gives the viewers good advice to do the right thing (Go to sleep on time, do homework, etc.) while Drake gives the viewers bad advice to do the wrong thing (ditch school, watch TV before homework, etc).
- The Drake & Josh Inn: Josh talks about of how Drake doesn't understanding the importance of setting limits and both him and Drake talk about last halloween.
- Peruvian Puff Pepper: Drake and Josh talk about Josh's past surprise birthday.
- We're Married?: Josh emailed Yooka from Yodonia while Drake got so thirsty and pranked called Josh, which causes him to talk to Walter by mistake.
- Mindy's Back: Both Drake and Josh give the viewers advice saying you can't judge a book by its cover and both talk about the time they first met.
- The Affair: Drake and Josh talk about their parents and how they keep their eye on Drake and Josh.
- Playing the Field: Drake talks about the time when he was a little kid and when he had the hottest babysitter ever while Josh talks about how he had the cutest little turtle ever.
- The Demonator: Josh was playing with a yo-yo while Drake was too hyper because he has to drink brownie soup, which was unbaked since Josh was making those.
- Alien Invasion: Drake and Josh told the viewers about what Megan has done to them. Like putting kitty litter on Josh's sneakers and dying the underwear pink. Or Drake's joining the Mexican army and giving his phone number to the 3 hobos.
- Josh Runs Into Oprah: Josh reminded the viewers about bad luck. But Drake makes a lot of problems on Josh and decided to fix the lamp, which causes Josh to turn on and shocks non-stop till he falls.
- Vicious Tiberius: Josh was so stressed about blood donating while Drake was in his bedroom with a balloon.
- The Wedding: Drake and Josh told the viewers about going to Aunt Leslie's wedding. Apparently, they both were in the same living room to each other.
- Tree House: Josh was frustrated when he called Drake from a Chinese restaurant about Megan's fruit pops.
- Helicopter: Drake and Josh are informing the viewers about something until some random guy named Dave shows up and Drake and Josh ask him to leave, but he doesn't want to and starts brushing his teeth. This cause Drake & Josh to leave the screen.
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- The Affair is the only episode where the transition goes directly to the theme song after the intro.