Megan's First Kiss

"He could have told us he know kung-fu."

―Josh holding his pain

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Megan's First Kiss
Season 4, Episode 15
Air date	April 7, 2007
Written by	George Doty IV
Directed by	Will Bardelli
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Megan's First Kiss is the fifteenth episode of the fourth season of Drake & Josh.

Synopsis

Megan's been extremely secretive so Drake and Josh investigate. The clues lead to a new boyfriend and all seems wonderful, until they find out Megan's new beau may be trouble.

Plot

In the opening intro, Drake and Josh talk about Megan growing up.

While Walter is on the phone, Josh is struggling to open the jar of olives until he breaks the jar to the floor. Drake runs up to Josh that he bought clackers. When Drake and Josh entered the living room, Megan abruptly ended her phone call pretending she was never on the phone.

While Drake and Josh are in their room playing with their clackers, their dad tells them they're the hottest toys from the Netherlands. Megan comes to Drake and Josh's room to measures the boys' necks with a tape measure and asks them what they are doing on Saturday. Drake and Josh want to figure out what their deal is when Megan's secretive behavior leads them to believe she is up to something evil. When Drake and Josh goes to Megan's school to spy on Megan, they become nosy when a boy confronts them with no visitor passes and tells them that they're not allowed in Megan's school. After the bell rings, Drake and Josh plan to head out but a group of boys show up with rubber bands and hit on Drake and Josh for spying on Megan without a visitor pass. At the Premiere, the boys (in disguise as Irish Jews) try to spy on Megan as Helen asked them what they're doing. Drake and Josh go to the theater without tickets and they find out that Megan has a boyfriend named Corey. When Megan leaves, the boys sit behind Corey to see what he's doing. Drake and Josh ruin Megan and Corey's date when they try to steal Corey's popcorn away from him. Helen and Steve shuts down the movie while a lady confronts Drake and Josh for being nosy. Corey tells his incident about Drake and Josh. Megan pulls out Drake and Josh's fake beards revealing it's her brothers, embarrassing Corey and causing him to break up with Megan after 7 weeks of dating.

The next day, Walter walks up to Drake and Josh after Megan hurt his ear when she yelled at him through a bullhorn. Walter talks to Drake and Josh after they ruined Megan's first relationship and they start to feel bad. Corey goes to Drake and Josh's house and he meets up with Drake and Josh so they can apologize before he can go out with Megan again. This involved giving him their pants along with the alarm clock and the guitar. When Josh goes to The Premiere to pick up his paycheck from Helen, he sees Corey with another girl, Monica (who he has been dating for a month). Josh immediately informs Drake of what he saw, but when Drake goes to try and tell Megan, Josh stops him because she would just assume they are lying and using it as an excuse to keep Corey away from her, so they need to get proof somehow. Drake and Josh once again interrupt Megan's date and turns off the movie. The boys tell Megan the truth about Corey and about how he is dating Monica, and how Corey lied to Megan. Megan at first doesn’t believe them but is shocked when his second girlfriend Monica shows up and Corey says her name. Megan, angered by this, proceeds to break up with Corey while Monica breaks up with Corey as well right after revealing the truth to Megan that she was once his girlfriend. Megan asks Drake and Josh to take her home and they agreed to it after they wanted to "teach Corey a lesson". However, Megan neglected to tell them that Corey knew kung-fu and ends up beating Drake and Josh.

At the end, Drake and Josh sit down on the couch injured after getting beaten up by Corey. Megan did get her first, and second kiss. She kisses Drake and Josh on the cheek and says, "I love you guys." Drake tells Josh that he's crying but Josh told Drake that he was kicked in the throat by Corey.

During the end credits, Drake and Josh are both playing with their clackers together, hurting themselves in the process.

Cast

• Drake Bell as Drake Parker
• Josh Peck as Josh Nichols
• Jonathan Goldstein as Walter Nichols
• Miranda Cosgrove as Megan Parker
• Yvette Nicole Brown as Helen Dubois
• Jerry Trainor as Crazy Steve
• Christian Vandal as Corey
• Kelly Heyer as Monica
• Mateo Arias as Reggie
• Stephen Keys as Movie Goer

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Trivia

• This is the only episode that premiered on a Saturday night in Season 4 as part of TEENick Kiss & Tell.
• Audrey is absent on this episode.
• Walter uses a red popsicle to soothe his injured ear after Megan shouted, "Go away!" through a bullhorn that was set at a loud volume frequency.
• The end of this episode is similar to the end of the Paging Dr. Drake episode when Drake had a broken right arm, and Josh had a broken left foot with crutches.
• Clackers are toys that were made popular in the '60s and the '70s. They originated in the Philippines and Southeast Asia. In the sitcom world of Drake and Josh, the hot new toy that Drake bought at the toy store reveals that they're from The Netherlands AKA Holland. Clackers would also appear in Zoey 101 too.
• This is the first time that Walter hurts himself in the face after playing roughly with the Clackers.
• Drake and Josh's disguises are of Hasidic Jews with Irish brogues.
• This is one of the few episodes where Megan actually shows some genuine compassion for her brothers and they, in turn, show some compassion for her.
• Irony: This is the one of the few episodes where Megan doesn't pull a prank on Drake and Josh.
• At this point, Megan goes to the lower school of Belleview High School which is for middle school students.
  • Also, the school made its last appearance.
• This is the second time the inside of the Premiere theater is shown the first being Who's Got Game.
• A blooper of this episode, along with 2 blooper scenes from Football, can be seen in the Sam & Cat episode #BlooperEpisode.
• The Megan scream sound is the same sound effect that was heard from the episode, Tree House.
• This is the second time that Drake and Josh have appeared in torn clothes after being beaten up. The first was in the episode Sheep Thrills except they accidentally beat each other up in the dark thinking it was a burglar who broke into the house.
• This is the last episode featuring Drake and Josh's school.
• In the cold open, one of Josh's French fry measurements has (Wow!!) written next to it, a possible allusion to the Wow! Signal
• Megan’s compassion for her brothers doesn’t display for long. After this episode, she returns to her mischievous ways towards both Drake and Josh.

Goofs

• How were Drake and Josh able to contact Monica (Corey's first girlfriend)? It might possibly be that they all ran into each other at school and the boys told Monica about Corey cheating on her with Megan. Or Monica could've had no idea about Corey also secretly dating Megan again as she did not interact with Josh.
• It is surprising that Drake and Josh were not kicked out of the screening area at the premiere for disrupting a movie both times they had done so.
• Josh mentioned Helen did not pay him the full amount he should get in his paycheck, and Helen said she only does this to save money. In reality, it is illegal for an employer to do this to any of their workers. In this case, Helen can be arrested and face immediate dismissal from her job.
• Despite the title of this episode, Megan and Corey do not kiss in the episode. They come close to doing so twice but are interrupted both times by Drake and Josh.
• Megan was actually kissed before. Drake and Drew kissed her at different times in Drew & Jerry.
  • However, this may have been referring to a romantic kiss.
• Although it makes sense for the scene, nothing can be heard playing in the movie theater in the episode.
• Corey said Drake and Josh tried to steal his popcorn and then sat on Megan, but they actually did steal his popcorn and sat in between Megan and Corey.
• Corey most likely should've been arrested for brutally beating Drake and Josh in the movie theater since he was angry for his ruined dates and his broken relationships and given the fact that he is a minor would serve time in juvie, he may have gotten arrested off-screen.
• Drake and Josh apologize to Corey about embarrassing him and Megan and give him their pants, but in the next scene where Josh is at The Premiere getting his paycheck from Helen and rushing back home telling Drake everything about Corey having another girlfriend, Drake and Josh look like they're wearing their same pants from before.
  • It's possible that Corey gave them their pants back or they have multiple pants that look the same.
• It is currently unknown if Corey ever got punished or grounded by his parents for Cheating on Meagan and Monica or other girls. And this is his only appearance in the show. So he wasn’t seen at the premiere after this episode.
  • It could be that Helen banned him from the premiere for cheating on them.
• Reggie tells Drake and Josh that they need visitors passes to visit the lower school, then they get attacked by rubber bands after insulting him, it's unknown how Drake and Josh weren't allowed on the lower school where Megan goes, however, in Megan's New Teacher, she still goes to the same school as them, and Josh was teaching her class, but wouldn't that have count as the lower school too without a visitors pass problem?